Friday the 13th: The Game | Squeaky Siri

In 10 feet, turn left to avoid Jason Vorhees. Squeaky’s latest foray to Camp Crystal Lake has people claiming she sounds like everyone’s favorite smart phone personality. Honestly if Siri ever told me how to avoid Jason Vorhees, i’d be more concerned...

Friday the 13th: Have Mercy on the Tortilla Boy

Sometimes we all feel like just a little boy with a tortilla, against that Jason sized problem we call life. Or maybe you’re ACTUALLY a little boy with a tortilla running from ACTUAL Jason. Squeaky encountered this little slice of hilarity during a play of...

Friday the 13th | Kuma and Squeaky Part 3

The final part of Kuma and Squeaky’s Friday the 13th session. Kuma’s finally got his chance at vengeance, but will Squeaky be able to escape his mad murderous clutches? As she scavenges for parts to escape, Jason-Kuma hunts the counselors down...

Friday the 13th w/ Squeaky and Kuma Part 2

Once more, unto that darkest of breaches. Camp Crystal Lake holds many horrors. All of them wear hockey masks. Kuma dies. Squeaky continues to drag Kuma into asymmetrical horror chaos. How helpful will Kuma be today? How quickly will Squeaky win? How much of a...